kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

inabasket:


Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?
sassmaester:

because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen