thespywhospies:

OMFGGGGG THIS GIF WINS THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

mymagiccurls:

attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

HAPPY CROATOAN DAY!

Er…Croatoan Day? Croatoan Week? The timeline given seems to give us from August 1st through August 7th. 

I’m not sure WHY we’re celebrating the end of the world, but I’m not sure what else I expected from us.

Anyways, be glad, ecstatic, even! You have not been hit by the extremely contagious Croatoan Virus…or have you?

Stay safe and remember to hoard all that toilet paper! And if you’re down in the dumps and alone as hoards swarm around your home? Well, send me an ask and I’ll make you a ficlet!

I hope you have a spectacular morning, day, afternoon, or night, wherever you may be, and again, Happy Croatoan Day!


I really love the ‘Happy Croatoan day’

wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
20daysofjune:

keogdh:

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

oh my god

WOW
nickdrake:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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How to have a zero drama fandom

  • Step 1: like a thing
  • Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
  • Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
  • nova-r:

    i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

    coolslug:

    just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

    lordtrash:

    If I ever like your sad post

    It is support

    I am not enjoying your tears

    heyitspj:

he rises